If you have always wanted a dog, but hated the fact that they can’t fly, or wanted a bird that can wag its tail, then we have just the thing for you: dirds! Dirds, also known as birddogs, are an amusing new species so high in demand that you can’t find them at pet stores anywhere! The dog head/bird body variety offers that loyal, confidant aspect that you want in a dog and there are no front paws in the way of easy belly rub access. You can live out your pirate dreams with one of these bad boys on your shoulder. Be careful with which secrets you share with the parrot head/dog body variety because they just might let them slip.
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So you might be wondering, how much is that dirdy in the window- or computer screen rather? Unfortunately- SPOILER ALERT- these dirds are just photoshop magic and do not yet exist in our current world. But surely Santa’s elves can make one for you as long as you’re on the nice list this year.
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